Before buying your wife a new cross-flow Cortina, make her repeat after you: I WLL see the housework’s done before dashing off to show the girls my new Cortina’s chic interior colour scheme. I WILL spend more time behind the wheel of my sewing machine than the padded wheel of my Cortina and running through my smooth automatic transmission. I WILL put up with washday blues before scenic views. I WON”T get parking tickets simply to draw attention to my new Cortina.

I think if I tried to buy my wife a Ford Cortina and asked her to pledge to this she would likely pledge to kill me instead. At least with MG’s she only has to look good.

1969 Ford Cortina take the pledge
1969 Ford Cortina take the pledge

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