OK Burger King. I’m sure your “Super Seven Incher” is guaranteed to “Blow Your Mind Away.” “Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled”? The innuendo is obvious.
Mattel's new M-16 Marauder
BRAAP BRRA-A-A-A-AP BRAP BRAP
If you think this gun looks great, wait'll you hear it!
Can you imagine giving your kid a toy...