I don’t know what to say! Today you.. my not running MGB GT ended up sleeping under my 5th wheels awning. Yeah, I know rain is coming but really, why do you do this? It’s embarrassing.

1967 MGB GT slut
1967 MGB GT slut

Look at all the places you have slept in the past 3 years. A few times in the barn, a few times in the garage, even a few times out in the town exposed to the elements. Shouldn’t you be looking for a safe and secure relationship where proper housing is available? At the very least, stay in one place for at least a couple years so that the public will see you as a good member of our society.

This is another sad day from your life. Here you are in the barn looking pretty rough and not knowing what your future will be. Doesn’t your owner take care of you?

Neglected 1967 MGB GT
Neglected 1967 MGB GT

And here you are hanging out with John Deere. Really!!! If you are going to hang out with John Deere at least go big. His friends have some very cool big machines. The least you could do is hang out with a Porsche or Lamborghini, even Paris Hilton might be better… but a lawn tractor? I’m very disappointment even though John’s tires are wider than yours!

MGB GT hanging out with John Deere
MGB GT hanging out with John Deere

I had high hopes for you when you met your perfect match and didn’t realize it. A Lotus Europa. Lightweight, low slung and a sensual experience. You even hung out together in the garage for about a month. But, even though you are both British you have big differences so I understand why you moved out. Your engine is in the front and you are built like a tank. The Lotus has the engine in the wrong place, in the middle. Very weird. It’s also made out of some strange plasticky sort of material. That’s very strange as well. I still have hope that you will co-inhabit again in the future though! Lotus cars are very sexy!

MGB GT hanging out with Lotus Europa
MGB GT hanging out with Lotus Europa

I should quit here as I don’t want to embarrass you anymore. However, courtesy of a crazy dude down in the great U S of A we have a slogan that will make everything OK. You can even buy a hat! Things will get better.

Make MG Great Again
Make MG Great Again

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