I’ve never been a big fan of 70’s Corvettes. They have always reminded me of a piece of shit kit car on steroids although possibly made worse than many kit cars. Can we all say TACKY?
What could possibly be worse than a 1972 Chevy Corvette then? Take a look at this crap wagon. The owner starts his write up with “Not sure how to describe this Corvette”. While I’ll try then. This is the ugliest Corvette I have ever seen. Maybe his ad should read “Buy the ugliest Corvette you will ever find, truly a rare one of a kind piece of shit”.
I really don’t think that I could make it look worse if I had lots of resources and old Hot Wheel car parts to add on. This is just plain ugly!!!! The nose reminds me of the front end of the 2015 Formula 1 cars so maybe this piece of shit is actually a look at the future.
The rear reminds me of those classy Lincoln Continental pimp mobiles that were so popular amazingly into the 80’s. I wonder if there’s a spare tire inside the trunk where the tire bulge is or is this just some styling exercise gone wrong? How about the interior? Could this possibly be even uglier than the tacky original?
Now here’s the cool part! You can own this piece of shit if you act quickly as it’s for sale on Ebay right now. Bid high and own the ugliest car on your block, impress your chick and know that you have a truly rare automobile.