Dear Mercedes Benz,
OK I get it. I love boobs just like every other guy looking at this web site or looking at your ads in the latest hot automobile magazines. But what are you selling me here? Eight boobs or an S-class Mercedes totally awesome cool vehicle? Like I would love to have these as my air bags but you know what, that ain’t happening. Eight airbags is cool, four hot chicks with two boobs each is cool as well. But if I buy a car from you will I get this? Probably not!
Here’s the deal. I’ll buy one of your totally rad eight airbag s-class Mercedes totally awesome cars and you provide your end of the goods. Four beautiful chicks to provide the protection I require. That’s all I ask. You can contact me below. Looking forward to your response.